From Playboy - November Edition (I get them quite early - I don't know why"

A man is at a bar drinking non-stop drink after drink.

The bartender asks "Are you trying to drown your sorrows?"

The man says "Yes, but my wife won't get anywhere near water."

Also... The Men's Favorite....

Blonde Joke of the Day:
Blondes think that a quarterback is a refund.